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 Post subject: Oh, for fucksake!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:48 am 
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First they overhaul our whole computer system and put us on a portal setup.

Next, the fucking thing keeps logging people out at random and we keep losing our printers.

Then, our main printer/scanner/facsimilie dies. Does anyone in IT care? Not apparently.

Now, they've taken down our emails. We live by our emails - sixty percent of what I do needs email in some form. They gave us no warning. I just spent twenty minutes printing every godamned thing in the inbox. Fuck knows how we're supposed to report to the client tomorrow morning.

We're not getting them back until Monday morning. It's currently Saturday afternoon.

All IT people need to be sodomised with pineapples. :annoyed:

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:55 am 
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how do I get a job in your IT dept??

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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He always reminds me of you for some reason. I'd love to think that you get up to the same high jinx.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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lol might remind you of me but looks like you.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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itsme wrote:
lol might remind you of me but looks like you.



tis true young itsme ................. i've often been likened to a black man in fact..........

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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All IT people need to be sodomised with pineapples.

I shall share this thought with my belov_edd husband. :biggrin:

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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he's a big bloke ................. it might take more than a pineapple.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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All IT people need to be sodomised with pineapples.

I shall share this thought with my belov_edd husband. :biggrin:


Did I mention green end first?

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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Jay, I think that might count as kinky...

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 Post subject: Re: Oh, for fucksake!
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Depends how much KY is involved, I guess... :shock:

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